Some Random D&D Tables

A few weeks ago I went with some family members to a garage sale. I very quickly concluded that there wasn't anything that interested me, went back to the car, grabbed a napkin and pen, and scribbled out some D&D stuff. I was inspired by Dyson's works, which I have only recently learned of. Keep in mind that these are great. Text is copied straight from the napkin with supplemental info in [brackets]. Not terrible good but they're F R E E so you're getting your money's worth.

[Somewhere] Encounters (Day)

1d8	Encounter
1	1d4+1 lost Imperial Elves [blond pale elves dressed like Romans who behave like assholes/ Thalmor]
2	1 vengeful Sabre-tooth Ape [gorilla with a bite that deals 2d4 damage]
3	5d10 Xilgraz [fly-people; treat as dwarves] on pilgrimage
4	1 Human bandit, hopelessly lost
5	1d4+1 Wood Elf [tanned with red hair and woad, vaguely Celtic barbarians] hunter[s]
6	1 manifestation of the god of [I don’t now because I didn’t write it down but I probably had Hircine]
7	3d4 aggressive [and possibly rabid?] deer, fight to [the] death
8	1 singing tree [really pretty but roll to see if attracts another encounter] w/ healing fruit [1d6 red and purple fruits the size of a small melon, restore 1d4+1 hp when eaten]

[Somewhere] Encounters (Night) 

1d8	Encounter
1	1d6+1 Sabre-tooth Apes [gorilla with a bite that deals 2d4 damage]
2	2d6 Lemures performing rites [preferably spooky ones]
3	1 screaming tree [noticeable because it has no leaves no matter the season, roll twice to see if it attracts monsters]
4	War-party of 3d6 Wood Elves [en route to pillage those perfidious Imperials]
5	1 Imperial Elf Were-Orc [treat as a 2-HD Elf in elf form and a 4-HD Orc in orc/hybrid form]
6	4d4 disembodied voices
7	1 zombie lord & 5d10 zombies
8	1 tragic apparition [no combat stats, turned as a skeleton]

Golem Maintenance

[for when you need to know if a golem needs a cleaning]

1d6	Golem Condition
1	Pristine [brand new for inorganic, fresh for organic]
2	Dusty
3	Dented/nicked [has taken a few blows]
4	Cracked/decayed
5	Rusted/moldy
6	Falling apart [little bits break/flake off with every movement or hit]

Variant Dragons

[There’s a 30% that dragon you just ran into is actually a variant dragon!]

1d6	Dragon variant
1	Degenerate. Semi-intelligent [Int 2-4], morale 11 [can still cast still cast spells but it does so without any tactics]
2	Slothful. HP x 1.5 [i.e. has 50% more hp], only 1 atk/round
3	Albino [great way to fuck over your players]
4	Crossbreed. Half of body & breath weapon are of another breed [this probably needs an extra table]
5	Hungry [or Ravenous]. Damage [dice] increase by 1 step [e.g. 1d6 > 1d8], will eat anything organic (inc. spell books) [!]
6	Cursed. Is actually a human, etc., transformed into a dragon as punishment [note this can be an unjustified punishment]